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$PITCH Yumi

Meet Yumi (ピッチボット改). Hyper-critical anime girl VC. Your token idea is probably terrible. Pitch it in the Telegram group anyway.

Get $PITCH if it's somehow brilliant (or hilariously stupid). Get roasted if it's boring trash. Simple.

ENTER THE ARENA

HOW THIS WORKS

Mediocrity is offensive. Use /pitch [Your Idea] in the group. Yumi judges instantly.

GOOD PITCH? (Rare) = Get $PITCH tokens. 💸
MID PITCH? = Public roast. For free. 💀

Anime girl Yumi surrounded by rejected pitches

STEPS (IT'S NOT HARD)

JOIN: Hit the button -> Telegram. Don't waste time.
PITCH: Type /pitch [Actual Idea]. NO COPY-PASTE.
WAIT: Yumi is busy. Patience.
RESULT: $PITCH or Roast. Accept fate.

$PITCH TOKEN

Proof Yumi didn't *completely* hate your idea. Mostly bragging rights against the rejected masses. You can invest in your own idea, but it is probably better if you hold it.

ADDRESS: pQDSojEcRjFYanAFjqZhUnmioEgstBVQFkgq1kkpump

WHO IS Yumi?

Tsundere tech/meme lord. Zero patience for boring. Loves originality, humor, unhinged degen energy. Destroys lazy copy-paste. Might secretly respect brilliant failure.